Felders' Blog

aren’t shown enough.

You know, the next time you look at someone and think ‘wow you’re amazing’, say ‘wow, you’re amazing’.

The next time someone says someone and makes you feel really happy - say, ‘wow, you’ve just made me really happy’.

I mean, you don’t have to say ‘wow’ quite so much, but I really think people don’t do this enough. I possibly do it too much, which just makes people think you’re insincere - even though I always mean it.

Bit too earnest for one of my blog posts, to be honest, but I think it’s worthwhile.

For some time now, I have been curious about the true identity of Terry Sperm, a person - presumably but not necessarily a man - who used to frequently comment on this very blog.

He also has rather a good site himself - www.terrysperm.com.

Now, I want to know two things - 1) Is he still alive? and 2) Was he the same Terry Sperm that my flatmate noticed had contributed to Viz?

Terry, if you’re out there, please answer both of these questions.

Love and spunk,

Felders

x

Thank heavens.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/7453584.stm

This article refers to the horrible expression that seems to be used all the time these days: ‘going forward’.

I can’t bear it - having to go to quite a lot of office meetings, this definitely seems to be the phrase du jour - ‘going forward, we should do x…’

What’s wrong with ‘we should do x’? You’re not going to do it backwards are you. Fucking idiots.

Has anyone noticed that the Jean Slater character in Eastenders is mad, but not in any discernible, diagnosable way?

I’m maaaaaad, me. Maaaaaad.

I just wanted everything to be happy *wail*

I’m maaaaaad, me.

Well, I haven’t posted on here for nearly two months. That’s unacceptable.

Unfortunately I was held kidnap in a dingy cellar and ritually beaten with a hardback copy of The Bible, whilst having to lick my own piss off a gravel floor lest I dehydrate, all the while being forced to watch an endless loop of Anne Robinson winking and saying ‘goodbye’.

Thanks to all of you who sent money to the appeal, although I feel obliged to point out that none of it was spent on my rescue and all of it was spent on pornography and ill-conceived pyramid schemes.