Felders' Blog

my hair is blue, my eyes are straight
my noses are both smooth
my little finger sits amidst
my one foot’s only groove

my wonky leg has extra bones
it borrowed from my shoulder
and ever since i lost 4 heads
i’ve looked distinctly older

perhaps somewhere there is a shop
that sells spare body parts
i’d gladly buy three extra ears
and part exchange my arse

This was my and Claire’s contribution to art in Finchley.

She is called Rose and her hair is made of parsley.