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27/01/09

If you're bored...

…here are 3 things for you to do today.

1) Sing the phrase “big fat hairy balls” to yourself, to the tune of the LA Law theme. It’s surprisingly enjoyable.

If you can’t remember the theme tune to LA Law, try “my big fat hairy balls” to the tune of Walking in the Air. For added enjoyment (if you’re male) scrunch your own testicles to imagine what it must be like to be Aled Jones.

2) Write your name on a post-it and stick it to yourself. Answer all questions for the rest of the day as if you were a contestant on a game show.

3) Address absolutely everyone as ‘Cunt’ and see how long it takes you to get fired.

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Comment from: Silas [Visitor] Email · http://silasthehobbit.blogspot.com
Can I also recommend singing "The Tweenies, The Tweenies, la la la-la-laaaa, The Tweenies" to the tune of The Sweeney. That really seems to irritate people.
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