Felders' Blog

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So Phil Spector convicted of murder eh?

That’ll teach the weird little bastard to mess with Let It Be. Oh, and it might teach him not to kill people.

my hair is blue, my eyes are straight
my noses are both smooth
my little finger sits amidst
my one foot’s only groove

my wonky leg has extra bones
it borrowed from my shoulder
and ever since i lost 4 heads
i’ve looked distinctly older

perhaps somewhere there is a shop
that sells spare body parts
i’d gladly buy three extra ears
and part exchange my arse

This was my and Claire’s contribution to art in Finchley.

She is called Rose and her hair is made of parsley.

…here are 3 things for you to do today.

1) Sing the phrase “big fat hairy balls” to yourself, to the tune of the LA Law theme. It’s surprisingly enjoyable.

If you can’t remember the theme tune to LA Law, try “my big fat hairy balls” to the tune of Walking in the Air. For added enjoyment (if you’re male) scrunch your own testicles to imagine what it must be like to be Aled Jones.

2) Write your name on a post-it and stick it to yourself. Answer all questions for the rest of the day as if you were a contestant on a game show.

3) Address absolutely everyone as ‘Cunt’ and see how long it takes you to get fired.